Monthly Archives: July 2012

On sharing

Surely “PC Pete” wouldn’t mind a titty bit more exposure ouside of his Amazon home. I think he is absolutely adorable.

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Do you really want to read a review of an icing bag? Geez.

I happened upon my favorite style of humor, here: Pastry Bag at Amazon, while browsing around for kitchen tools.  Even the dude’s name is cute.  It was all just so damn cute I had to share it with myself at … Continue reading

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Attractive people

I told my friend today via text message (something nearly verbatim to:), “Damn, you’re lookin good!  It does not shock me that you’re unbearably bombarded with pussies.” 

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Politeness is rare

When I got home today, I slid my seat forward in order to grab the bag of junk I threw back there earlier.  I assumed (with utterly no concern; I simply figured) that I would notice at least a crumb … Continue reading

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Letter to a Bitzch

I do not address you directly because there would be no value in interacting with you. Your words and actions that I have personally observed seethe with manipulation and psychosis. The hearsay passed on to me indicates I am likely reasonable … Continue reading

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