as a disclaimer while I exchange phone numbers:
*I dislike chatting so I usually don’t answer rings
*I sometimes wait days [years, sometimes] to respond to text messages [contact]
*I am known to arbitrarily refrain from acknowledging parts of incoming dialogues
These terrible offenses of mine can never be rightfully taken personally by any friend of mine, such as your illustrious self, M.D. I do hope this a temporary condition of mine, that I commit such offenses.